Slit his own mama's throat for a nickel.

Hey, everyone/whoever! RAAAAAOOOOOAAARRRRGH!!! You know how it is. Indeed, nothing frustrates me at the moment. I'd kill someone right now, though, if there was good money involved, as well as legal evasion. Pretty confident of that.
There was a brief time in my life where I decided that being an assassin was a good job for me. But after I thought about it alot (with the help of Grosse Point Blank), I decided that in order to be successful you would have to join an agency, and joining an agency entails that you lose a few freedoms you would otherwise have if you were independent. Joining an agency and then splitting from it to make your own business wouldn't work either; what kind of assassin are you if you have a reputation? If someone recognizes you, game over, right?
After convincing myself that electing not to be an assassin was simply a matter of business rather than morals, I changed my mind and decided that I wanted to be a bounty hunter. With my practical combination of parkour and kung fu, I could chase down and detain any criminal. I'd have no problems with it. Plus, my girlfriend's dad is a bounty hunter, so any additional training would come for free, with a bonus of knowing a guy who knows his stuff. Connections.
Unfortunately, just when I had started fantasizing about shooting people in the legs, my girlfriend's pseudo-maternal instincts kicked in, and that dream disappeared too. (If anybody finds a better way to put that, let me know. Maternal doesn't sound right when it's about her.)
Naturally, joining the armed forces is out of the question. The training is rigorous in the sense that it involves desensitization towards traumatic images or experiences. Losing my sensitivity means losing my self, my very being, and as great as this country is, I'm mine. I'd like to keep my self to myself, thank you very much. Please don't draft me.
I'm good at writing, how about I write? "Pfffff", Johnny Depp would say, recalling his role as Mort Rainey in Secret Window. Not a life I'd envy.
So finally I come to a multilemma. What should I be? What contributions will I make to this world? If anybody has any suggestions, you're welcome to confront me about them. Not that I'll take you seriously.